waterboys, the
tell me mister charisma
what will your next trick be?
slagging sgt pepper
snorting your old man's bones
or falling out of a tree
hold on mister charisma
you got something tasty up your sleeve
something to mash your best friend's brains
or have we been deceived?
i wish it was a riff
a riff as stiff
as a teddy boy's quiff
i wish it was a song
an elegant song
good as wild horses
but twice as long