mister charisma (alternate version)

tell me mister charisma

what will your next trick be?

slagging sgt pepper

snorting your old man's bones

or falling out of a tree

hold on mister charisma

you got something tasty up your sleeve

something to mash your best friend's brains

or have we been deceived?

i wish it was a riff

i wish it was a riff

a riff as stiff

as a teddy boy's quiff

i wish it was a song

an elegant song

good as wild horses

but twice as long

tell me mister charisma

what will your next trick be?