model citizen

be an arab

be a jew

be a boxing

kangaroo

beat yourself

all black and blue

i don't care

be a bleeder

be a cancer

a hemophiliac

romancer

be a crippled disco

dancer

oooh. what a pair

he's a model citizen

i think i've got them fooled them again

he's an ultra-sweety guy

and a master of disguise

he's a model citizen

just keep believing that my friends

i'm a model citizen

i'm a model citizen

i'm a model citizen

i'm a model citizen

i'm an all american!

i'm a hostage

in a city of creeps

they've got mercenary guards

that watch me sleep

they'd like to kill me slow

bury me deep

in the heart of texas

i'm a martyr

i'm a sadist

i might be the saviour here to save us

i'm a friend of sammy davis

casually

he's a model citizen

i think i've got them fooled again

he's an ultra-sweety guy

i won't let down my disguise

he's a model citizen

just keep believing that my friends

i'm a model citizen

i'm a model citizen

i'm a model citizen

i'm a model citizen

i'm an all american

i'm a model citizen

i'm a model citizen

i'm a model citizen

i'm an all american