monster mash

bad manners

i was working in the lab

late one night

when my eyes beheld and eerie sight

for my monster in his lab began to rise

and suddenly to my surprise. he did the monster mash

it was a graveyard smash

it caught on in a flash

he did the monster mash

from my laboratory in the castle east

to the master bedroom where the vampires feast

to ghouls all came from their humble abodes

to get a jolt

from my electrobes. they did the monster mash

it was a graveyard smash

it caught on in a flash

they did the monster mash

the zombies were having fun

the party had just begun

the guests included wolfman

dracula and his son

the scene was rocking

oh we're digging the sounds

igor on chains backed by baying hounds

the coffin bangers were about to arrive

with their vocal group

the crypt kicker five

they played the monster mash

it was a graveyard smash

it caught on in a flash

they played the monster mash

its now the monster mash

and it's a graveyard smash

it's caught on in a flash

its now the monster mash. now everything's cool

drac's a part of the band

and my monster mash is the hit of the land

for you the living

this mash was meant too

when you get to my door

tell them boris sent you. then you can monster mash

and do my graveyard smash

you'll catch on in a flash

then you can monster mash.