more than survive

c-c-c c'mon

c-c-c- c'mon

go

go

c-c-c c'mon

c-c-c- c'mon

go

go

i'm waiting for my porno to load

my brain is gonna freakin' explode

and now

of course

it's time to hit the road

which means i'll be uncomfortable all day

but that really isn't such a change

if i'm not feeling weird or super strange

my life would be in utter disarray

'cause freaking out is my okay

good morning time to start the day!

c-c-c c'mon

c-c-c c'mon

go

go

c-c-c c'mon

c-c-c c'mon

go

go

now

should i take a bus or walk instead?

i feel my stomach filling up with dread

when i get nervous my whole face goes red

dude

weigh the options calmly and be still

a junior on the bus is killer weak

but if i walk when i arrive i'm gonna straight up reek

and my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak

ugh

god

i wish i had the skill

to just be fine and cool and chill

i don't wanna be a hero

just wanna stay in the line

i'll never be your rob deniro

for me joe pesci is fine

and so i follow my own rules

and i use them as my tools

to stay alive

i don't wanna be special

no

no

i just wanna survive

c-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon

go

go

c-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon

go

go

so jenna rolan said madeline told jake

i'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool

and then she lost at pool

deliberately

that is so awesome

brooke!

i mean slutty

and then madeline was all like. i'm telling the story

jenna!

oh my god

he's like totally getting off on that

ugh. yo

don't touch me

tall ass!

sorry

i was just trying to get to. jakey d!

so what's the story with madeline?

oh man

i shouldn't say

but it's a good thing i rock at pool

i navigate the dangerous hall

focus on a poster there on the wall

avoiding any eye contact at all

and trying hard to remain unseen

the poster's closer now

what does it say?

it's a sign-up for the after-school play

it's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay

and that's not what i need right now

end scene

i hang a left and there's

christine. christine. christine. christine canigula

christine. did you say something?

i.uh.eh!

well

that was smooth

yeah

that was super pimp

my mac daddy game couldn't be more limp

no time to wallow

no

instead

just clear your brain and move ahead

accept that you're one of those guys

who'll be a virgin 'til he dies

i don't wanna be a baller

just want some skills to count on

if my nuts were any smaller

they would be totally gone

if i continue at this rate

the only thing i'll ever date

is my macbook pro hard drive

i don't wanna be clooney

no

no

i just wanna survive

michael!

jeremy

my buddy

how's it hanging?

lunch is banging

had my sushi

got my slushie and more!

the roll was negimaki

and i'm feeling kinda cocky

'cause the girl at sev' elev' gave me a generous pour

you're listening to bob marley again

aren't you?

oh

i'm listening to marley

and the groove is hella gnarly

and we're almost at the end of this song

yeah

that was the end

now tell me friend

how was class?

you look like ass

what's wrong?

i wrote christine a letter telling her how i feel

that's progress!

yeah

i tore it up and flushed it

ugh. it's still progress!

it's all good

hey

i saw on discovery

that humanity has stopped evolving!

that's. good?

evolution's survival of the fittest"