mortal kombat high

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hey

welcome to mortal kombat high school

you're the new transfer student from street fighter high

right?

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yeah

i'm ken

i like wearing red and making friends

yay!

what's up

i'm johnny cage

let me show you around

i'll introduce you to the crew

and tell you how to get down

that hottie doing homework over there is sonya blade

she's the most popular girl in our whole entire grade

and that's liu kang

his kick flip helped the track team win the relay race

mileena's sorta sexy

but she's kinda got a butter face

and over there is raiden

he's the smartest kid in class

and this is shang tsung

he'll pull your spine out through your ass

what?

you're in mortal kombat high

where the girls are fly

and there's a pretty good chance you'll die

like a hundred five percent

baby

that's right

it's time to test your might

so take your best friend and impale him on these spikes

johnny cage

i don't know if i'm gonna fit in at this school

hey

don't worry

ken

the students here are super chill and cool

scorpion's romantic and he's gentle as a deer

look

listen to the new love song he wrote

it's called

come here!"