mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace. mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face. brush your teeth
q-tip your ear
take off your sister's new brassiere. watch pbs
not deputy dawg
don't you eat that lincoln log. oh mama i still don't believe
it's true: the tooth fairy was you. no way!
i love you maaaaaama
more than than paaaastrama
way more than jeffrey daaaahma
even more than my nfl paaaaajamas. mama always calmed down dad when he got too mean. like the time he almost hit me for stealing his juggs magazine. stop your jumping
you'll break the bed. don't you fill up
on the bread. take those
take those
take. carrots out of your nose
that's not a hat that's pantyhose. don't play baseball in your suit
that magnum pi's very cute. don't forget vick's vapor-rub
stop masturbating in the tub. thanks for making corn beef hash
and putting powder on my rash. i love you maaaaaama
more than golf with arnold paaaaalmaaaa
more than yellow moons in lucky chaaaaamaaaas
def leppard's drummer only had one aaaaaaamaaa. oh
mrs. nealon
yes it's true
kevin's gonna sing to you. come on kevin. i love you maaaaaama
come on
keep goin'. more than films by brian depaaaaalmaaaa. thanks for being my date to the praaaaamaaaa. thanks for writing that note to the draft
board that said i was gay so i got out
of vietnaaaamaaa. mom your way better than the world trade center baaaaamaaaa. who's name by the way is mohamed salaaaamaaa. i love you even more than richard gere loves the dali laaaaahmaaa. and richard gere was also good in sommersby"