mr. right

avalon, mickey

who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend

gettin' nude and rude in your bed

same dude that your sister like

mickey avalon

call me mr. right

who that man in the black sedan

with two cheap hookers and a mexican

pumpin' white lines

sippin' warm coors light

mickey avalon

call me mr. right

stab on the ave

on the back of green grass

young teen on the scene

no future

no past

i don't know nothin' 'bout nothin' so don't ask nothin'

'cause i only be talkin' out my ass

somethin' smells fishy and i don't know what

but i got a hunch it's your lady

i'm little bit country and a little bit punk

i got a pistol named sunny that whistles when he's rubbed

the wrong way

mickey avalon song playing

strippers so sip some asti spumanti with dante alighieri

i seen a better day

wine

and cheese

fine ladies

and lemonade

gettin' paid for rhymes like these

and i never even learned to say my abc's

with add i rock the beat

like ac/dc

deeds done cheep

who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend

gettin' nude and rude in your bed

same dude that your sister like

mickey avalon

call me mr. right

who that man in the black sedan

with two cheap hookers and a mexican

pumpin' white lines

sippin' warm coors light

mickey avalon

call me mr. right

radio can't wait to play me

from k-rock in l.a. to rooftops in haiti

hey baby

he's mr. wrong

and maybe you should listen to the words in this song

bird on a wire

your skirt's on fire

now please take a moment to admire my attire

fresh white valleys and pink tube socks

tight gray levi's and shirts with polka dots

rolex watch but it's fake

gold gazelle glasses and a platinum chain

but it's fake

like your tits

and your eyes

and your nose

and your lips

and your braids

the glitz in la got me ready to play

anytime

anyplace

anywhere

any day

every night on the strip i slip and slide

i'm that guy

call me mr. right

who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend

gettin' nude and rude in your bed

same dude that your sister like

mickey avalon

call me mr. right

who that man in the black sedan

with two cheap hookers and a mexican

pumpin' white lines

sippin' warm coors light

mickey avalon

call me mr. right

Full Lyrics: mr. right - avalon, mickey