mr. bozack

good morning mr. bozack

time to wake up the nuts

to hit the shower

so i can wash the butt

damn word life

i had a blast

it was ass for days

nuts had a full tank of gas

golly

g

word p

tits and vd

pussy kicking louder than my alpine benzi

box

yes

i fresh

sweet like gumdrops

pay me like oprah and no one to cockblock

slow down big fella i think you're gassing me

p

get off my big dick

chill

stop harrassing me

your dick

you mean my dick and don't forget

now let me scrub that head because it smells like fish

mr. bozack

mr. bozack

that's your fault

black no jim hat

you got in some fly shit and stuck me in bare back

smarty

what happened over there at the party

was it vodka and smeared on a bit of bacardi

no dick sorry mr. bozack

but you didn't help

talking bout

i was hard hard enuff to buck

see

i stuffed her like a duck

mr. bozack you went out like a sucker

not me

g

p

cuz you the one who bucked her

hachoo damn

here's a tissue

yo

p i'm feeling sick

relax

what can i get you

tetracycline

no a penicillin cap

it burns

yo

chill mr. bozack

no

i can't believe that screw that

all you had to do was wear a jim hat

i reached for one

but didn't quite make it

she grabbed on your head piece

i couldn't quite take it

now lounge mr. bozack

stop cryin like a wuss

now bone up the nuts

g

cuz yo

there's more puss

look

p

the b-o-z is like outtie

outtie like who

motherfuckin curt gowdy

it's the jim. owwww

it burns

don't worry

g

i'll have ya hooked up on friday

we'll go get the shot real quick

everything will be copestetic

oh what the hell all

got to stab this ho cake right?