mr. drip (ric flair drip parody)

late to class a minute that's an ab

mr. johnson's not here so you get me

i'm 'gon suspend you and your bestie yeah

but i-

boy i heard you talking do not test me yeah

mr. drip don't do nothing slick

none of y'all are here so let's go through attendence

keylee?

you mean

kyle?

i don't care what it is

bell doesn't dismiss you now prepare for a quiz

ok class you 'gon carry the 2

uh

sir this is spanish class

don't tell me what to do!

aye no eating in here that's a detention for you

we're allowed to-

i'm your teacher now

i make the rules!

y'all need to pull up your grades

a lot of f's not a lot of a's

never hesitate to give an f that's every day

can't we watch a movie!

nope

you're gonna learn today

soon as a question is asked

all y'all better participate

put your mind on this or i'll take your iphone

you're a sub

you can't do that

boy i do what i want

aye sit down you're not going 'till i say that i'm done

aye no running 'round hallways it's this class that i run

late to class a minute that's an ab

mr. johnson's not here so you get me

i'm 'gon suspend you and your bestie yeah

boy i heard you talking do not test me yeah

mr. drip don't do nothing slick

none of y'all are here so let's go through attendence

keylime?

what- it's kyle?

i don't care what it is

bell doesn't dismiss you now prepare for a quiz

got my mba so don't you play with me

boy keep acting up and you 'gon stay with me

don't ask me a question

i can't help you

can i use the bathroom?

tell me

can you?

we're not the same

i'm teaching you're learning

it's simple calculuses

can you do this?

i bet i- uh. boy don't ask just listen

aye don't be lazy

finish your pages

they're due in 20 minutes

i made this thing mandatory

that means you have to finish

aye why did you give me an f?

'cause you need to indent it

we all learned not to do that

well

i do things different

i'm giving you busy work

like y'all some raffle winners

aye don't you pack your stuff

i've still got half a minute

late to class a minute that's an ab

mr. johnson's not here so you get me

i'm 'gon suspend you and your bestie yeah

boy i heard you talking do not test me yeah

mr. drip don't do nothing slick

none of y'all are here so let's go through attendence

icejjfish?

it's kyle

i don't care what it is

bell doesn't dismiss you now prepare for a quiz