mr. frump in the iron lung

i visit mr. frump in the hospital

i see him most every day

and when i see mr. frump in his iron lung

this is what i hear him say

y'know

mr. frump is my very best friend

he's never a chump or a tease

he never tells me lies

and best of all

he never disagrees

i bring him candy and flowers every afternoon

sit down by his side and say hi"