mr. knowitall

they call me mr. knowitall

i will not compromise

i will not be told what to do

i shall not step aside

they call me mr. knowitall

i have no time to waste

my mouth it spews pure intellect

and i've such elegant taste

they call me mr. knowitall

i sup the aged wine

oh i could tell such wonderous tales

if i should find the time

i must be mr. knowitall

for ideas they come in bounds

i am mr. knowitall

so spread the word around

they call me mr. knowitall

i am so eloquent

perfection is my middle name

and whatever rhymes with eloquent