mr. popeil
yankovic, weird al
i need a pocket fisherman!
that'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!
(operators are standing by. how does that make you feel?)
i wanna shine some pennies!
i wanna mend some leather!
i wanna krazy-glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder!
no c.o.d.'s. don't miss out on this deal.)
it slices. it dices. look at that tomato!
you could even cut a tin can with it
but you wouldn't want to!
i'm in trouble. need your assistance on the double. oh no! now how am i gonna make
my old vinyl car top look like new?
it's not sold in any store!
just look what else you get!
you get a ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray!
now how much would you pay?
mr. popeil. make me buy a garden weasel!
make me buy a bamboo steamer!
of this amazing tv offer!
(call our toll-free number
we'll make you such a deal.)
i got to got to got to have it!