Singer:chats, the
mum stole my darts
i left 'em in her car
she smoked the whole pack
and won't pay me back
dad stole me buds
i know he took some
he took the biggest nug
he's taxed his own son
oi
my nan stole my car
she drove it real far
she crashed into a tree
and she stole my keys
the cops stole my drinks
they poured 'em down the sink
i went and bought some more
and i threw up on the floor
she kicked me up the ass
she drained my goon sack