mutha'uckas - hurt feelings
Singer:flight of the conchords
i pay my mutha'uckin rent fortnightly
mutha'uckas at the bank tryna play me
and the man from my account goes out on a.p
those mutha'uckas charge a two buck transaction fee
minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
'cause of your mutha'uckin fee
i read the word on my atm slip
said we're all mutha'uckas
and we're 'uckin with your shit
the muthaucka runs a racist uckin grocery
the muthaucka won't sell an apple to a kiwi
the fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
tells me as a kiwi that my money isn't valid
gonna dice the m-. like a. fruit salad
and you. and you take a. me
i pop an apple in his ass yeah
he's gonna wake up in a smoothie
stone cold priced mutha'uckas
a lot of people think that rappers don't have feelings
but the hip-hoppopotamus and the rhyme-nocerus have feelings
it hurts our feelings when you suggest that we don't have feelings
i make a meal for my friends
try to keep it nutritious
creating wonderful dishes
but not one of those mutha'udges thinks about how i feel
because not one mutha-ucka compliments my meal
and i've got hurt feelings
i spent a long time on that casserole
why don't you take these profiteroles
and put them up your shitty holes
here's a little story bring a tear to your eye
i was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba-dive
but every suit i tried was too big around my thighs
the assistant suggested i try a ladies size
i'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit
yeah i've got hurt feelings
why don't you get me a small man's wetsuit
we're talking 'bout my birthday
and i'm waiting for a phonecall from my family
and i've got hurt feelings
the day after my birthday's not my birthday mum
we gonna party like your mum forgot your birthday
well i call all my friends