my better half

Singer:bo burnham

you filled the hole that pierced my soul. i promised i would find

someone willing to take a run round pleasures of my mind. am i a perv? 'cuz every nerve is craving for you touch. you make me laugh

you're my better half

though you're not twice as much. 350 pounds of love

you must have fell from up above

and killed the townspeople below. you had a crush and you let it show. when i want to pleasure you i need an expedition crew. with all those trips to kfc

you eat out more than me. we look just like the number 10 when you stand next to me. is it your stare that pulls me in

or just gravity?

you mix mayonaise with you scotch

you're the perfect spouse. last week we went on a whale watch

the boat drove to you house. 350 pounds of pain

when you exhale al gore goes insane. whenever we make-out i taste jam and sauerkraut. we went on a sailing trip

you fell and floated beside the ship

then the boat docked on your pants and said

i claim this island in the name of france."