my dad's gone crazy

hello boys and girls

today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships

do you have a daddy?

i'll bet you do

who's your daddy?

daddy

what're you doing?

ok then! everybody

listen up!

i'm going to hell

who's comin' with me?

somebody

please help him!

i think my dad gone crazy!

there's no mountain i can't climb

there's no tower too high

no plane that i can't learn how to fly

what do i gotta do to get through to you

to show you

there ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to

fuckin' brain's brawn

and brass balls

i cut 'em off

i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

inside of a hall

with my framed autographed

sunglasses with elton john's name

on my drag wall

i'm out the closet

i been lying my ass off

all this time

me and dre been fucking with hats off

suck it marshall

so tell laura and her husband to back off

before i push this motherfucking button and blast off

and launch one at these russians

and that's all

blow every fucking thing

except afghanistan on the map

off

when will it stop? when will i knock the crap off?

hailie

tell 'em baby

my dad's lost it

there's really nothin' else to say i

i can't explain it

i think my dad gone crazy!

a little help from hailie jade won't you tell 'em baby

i think my dad gone crazy!

there's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me

i think my dad gone crazy!

there's no one on earth that can save me

not even hailie

i think my dad gone crazy!

it's like my mother always told me

rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana

and codeine and goddammit

you little motherfucker

if you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'

fuck that shit

bitch

eat a motherfuckin' dick

chew on a prick

and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second

i'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record

i'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch

eat pussy

and have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose

than quit bringing my flows

quit giving me my ammo

can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone

this wouldn't be my m.o

i wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo

catch a homo by his toe

man i don't know no more

am i the only fuckin' one who's normal any more?

dad

there's really nothin' else to say i

i can't explain it

i think my dad gone crazy!

a little help from hailie jade won't you tell 'em baby

i think my dad gone crazy!

there's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me

i think my dad gone crazy!

there's no one on earth that can save me

not even hailie

i think my dad gone crazy!

my songs can make you cry

take you by surprise

and at the same time

can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme

see what you're seeing is a genius at work

which to me isn't work

so it's easy to misinterpret it at first

'cause when i speak

it's tongue in cheek

i'd yank my fucking teeth before i'd ever bite my tongue

i'd slice my gums

get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once

and die and come back as vanilla ice's son

and walk around the rest of my life spit on

and kicked and hit with shit

every time i sung

like r. kelly as soon as bump n' grind" comes on