my dj

goldie lookin chain

my dj

my dj

my dj

my dj

my dj's unique in this rap game

even if his scratches sound mostly the same

he can scratch with his hands

his cock or his feet

sometimes to the music and sometimes to the beat

when he's scratching

it looks like he's having a fit

he took this girl home and scratched off her cl*t

when he was born

he was made to fade

and he's so fukin' hot

you wanna be in the shade

yeah

scratch it

man

knows it. oh

he started off scratching his ass

and spraying spunk across the room into a glass

but now his party tricks is scratching on the techniques

scratching all night with a ten fag mix

eight turn-tables lined up in a row

it's like watching the paul daniel's magic show

from the eighties

scratch master ken is his name

scratching the decks for the goldie lookin' chain

aw

my dj's so bad

he's so good

my dj's so bad

he's so good

that's right

my dj's so bad

he's so good

you knows

my dj's so bad

he's so good

this shit's fresh

braa..been on the decks since 1983

oh

scratch master ken

cut up the breaks

mixing up the beats like he's making cakes

like a bell-end with a sore that's weeping and catching

he's got the itch

so he's scratchin'

scratch it

scratch it

man..flip the decks..look at 'im go

man.it's wicked..knows it..burning rubber

man.look at 'im burning rubber

aw

my dj's so bad

he's so good

my dj's so bad

he's so good

that's right

my dj's so bad

he's so good

you knows

my dj's so bad

he's so good

aw

my dj's so bad

he's so good

my dj's so bad

he's so good

that's right

my dj's so bad

he's so good

you knows

my dj's so bad

he's so good