my dog's bigger than your dog

my dog's bigger than your dog

my dog's bigger than yours

my dog's bigger and he chases mailmen

my dog's bigger than yours

my dad's tougher than your dad

my dad's tougher than yours

my dad's tougher and he can yell louder

my dad's tougher than yours

i'm not afraid of the dark anymore

i can tie my shoes

i have been to the country

and i am going to school

our car's faster than your car

our car's faster than yours

it has a louder horn

it bumps other cars

our car's faster than yours

my mom's older than your mom

my mom's older than yours

she takes smelly baths

she hides the gray hairs

my mom's older than yours

i'm not afraid of the dark anymore

i can tie my shoes

i have been to the country

and i am going to school