so much for first single on this one
that the horses come out erra
of course we're about to stir up
some shit thick as mrs buttersworth's syrup
it's the mr. picked on christopher reeves
just for no reason other than the just to tease him
cause he was was his biggest fan
now we're pouring liquor on the curb in his name for him
eminem you wait till' we meet up again
fucker i'm kicking your ass for everything you've ever said
it's one for the money two for the fucking show
here comes the bucking bronco stomping and stampeding up the damn street
like them buffalo soldiers
i told ya i'm bout' to blow
when will i stop? i don't know
tryna pick up where the eminem show left off
but i know anything's possible
though i'm not gonna top what i sold
i'm at the top of my game
that shit is not gonna change
long as i got dr. dre on my team
i'll get away with murder
i'm like o.j. he's like my cochran today
we keep the mark fuhrman tapes
better watch what you say
just when you thought you were safe
them fuckers got you on tape
you swear to god you was playing
whether or not you was little joshua
gosh i wish i could've told you to not do the same
cause one day it could cost you your name
and this was supposed to be my first single
but i just fucked that up so
let's all have fun let's mingle
slap a bitch and smack a ho
this was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
that you hear on your radio
but shit's about to hit the shingle
erra erra eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills
and woke up in bed next to his best friend derick bare naked
chicka chicka chicka. janean just turned 16 and used a fake id
to sneak in v.i.p. to see r. kelly
oh what i wouldn't give to live so kim and care free
paris and nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish
every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
hickory dickory dirk diggler
look at me work wizardry with these words
am i a jerk or just jerk chicken
or chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain
22 jerks and a jerk circle
or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
allow me to run it back and rewind it
rrrbb lemme ask you again
am i just jerkin the chain
or am i just one of them damn amateurs
working the damn camera filming one of them
paris hilton home made pornos
who keeps tilting the lens at an angle
just recently somebody just discovered
britney and justin videotapes of them fucking
when they were just musketeers in the mickey mouse club
and dusted them and went straight to the source with them
cause they could've sworn someone said nuh-
and then tried to erase and record over it
but if you listen close enough to it you can hear the
ga-uh and then the come to find out it was justin