my friend stan

my friend stan's got a funny old man

oh yeah

oh yeah

he makes him work all night 'til he can't do it right

oh yeah

aha

and from the way you blacked my eye

i know that you're the reason why

and from the way you fix his tie

i see you're gettin' to him

gettin' to him

my friend jack's got an ache in his back

oooooh oh yeah

the doc said he'd be fine if he'd just take his time

ohh oh

ooh

and from the way you blacked my eye

i know that you're the reason why

and from the way you fix his tie

i see you're gettin' to him

you've been gettin' to him - kinky!

and from the way you blacked my eye

i know that you're the reason why

and from the way you fix his tie

i see you're gettin' to him

you've been gettin' to him

my friend pete says his body is weak

oh yeah

aha

he told me he can't sleep and his temperature's steep

oh yeah

woho

and from the way you blacked my eye

i know that you're the reason why

and from the way you fix his tie

i see you're gettin' to him

you've been gettin' to him

you've been gettin' to him

you've been gettin' to him

oh yeah!