my husband's pied-a-terre

i know of a groovy place

where every girl of every race

age

and bra size

and iq

goes when she feels broke or blue

it's a place more women stay

than the ywca

go there once

you get the key

so every girl's been there but me

where's a minx get minks to wear

why

my husband's pied-a-terre

in two drinks

you think she'll care

that's my husband's pied-a-terre

every alley cat in town

knows my husband's flat in town

better get your derriere

to my husband's pied-a-terre

love is in the very air

of my husband's pied-a-terre

i understand the latest fad

is my husband's bachelor pad

all the classes mingle there

at my husband's pied-a-terre

there is not one single chair

in my husband's pied-a-terre

when i find this loony bin

i am going to do him in