my kind of bitch

my kind of bitch ain't like your bitch

cuz my bitch don't bitch at all

my bitch don't blink

she don't even think

about money or fuckin mall

my kind of bitch don't fix her hair

she don't care about what she wears

cuz she's much too busy pulling the worms

out her butt

she ain't bathed in years

my kind of bitch

i'll never forget

we forced met on a oujia board

miss crabber damned

she would chew on snakes

and swallow a ninja sword

i said

hey bitch