my little" secret..."

people think i'm tall

you probably do too

cause i got a big hat size and a 16 shoe. as tall as a tree

but as wide as a twig

to top it all off

my weener is a.tiny

it doesn't make any sense

its only 2 1/2

whenever i'm naked even asians laugh

it'll be like nothing you've ever felt

i'm the only guy who needs a condom belt. please don't be mean

please don't be a jerk

i've tried all those pills trust me they don't work. if girth was a virtue

i'd end up in hell

right now i'm erect

and you can't even tell. i hate myself

why isn't it long?

did my circumcision go horribly wrong?

when my girlfriend saw it she started to sob

i can only give you a finger-job"