my name is (bootleg version)

hi! my name is. my name is. my name is. {scratches} slim shady

hi! my name is. my name is. my name is. {scratches} slim shady

ahem. excuse me!

can i have the attention of the class for one second?

hi kids! do you like violence?

wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

wanna copy me and do exactly like i did?

try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is?

my brain's dead weight

i'm tryin to get my head straight

but i can't figure out which spice girl i want to impregnate

and dr. dre said

slim shady you a basehead!"