my old man's got a gun

hey boy

i better warn you

to make your reservation

your exit's overdue

i can only promise he ain't the soul to laugh

i've known him long enough to speak on his behalf

my old man's got a gun

and he knows you're a tricky one

he can't fail to make you run

and i don't need you

my old man's got a wife

and she loves him and her life

silver tongue could be his strife

and i don't need you

hey boy

don't let him fool you

i'll tell you something about him

gonna cool you

he'll get you in a corner

and make you really crawl

you'll never realize

a man could feel so small

my old man's got a gun

and he knows you're a tricky one

he can't fail to make you run

and i don't need you

my old man's got a wife

and she loves him and her life

silver tongue could be his strife

and i don't need you

i don't need you

i don't need you

hey boy

i better warn you

to make your reservation