my plea

jack stauber

hey! it's been a long time

since i've seen your name online

aim is in a decline

think we need a little rewind

drop out and learn to bartend

drink and drink and drink and drink and drink 'till i say when

call up your mom on the payphone

50 cents go: ring

ring

ring

ring

ring

ring

ring

ring

ring

ring

ri-ing!

i'm not trying to bug you babe

but i just got mugged today

and i need some money to buy candy bars

no

i'm not trying to bug you babe

but i got mugged today

and i need some money to buy candy bars

snickers. 100 grand. almond joy. kit kat. crunch. you would've said the same thing on the phone with your dad

he was eating so he didn't pick up

you left a voicemail on his answering machine

that says: hey dad