mysteries of the world

why does beer have to taste so good

but too much makes you feel so bad

why are some days empty hooks

and some days its every other casts

is there a shooter on the grassy knoll?

where did d.b. cooper go?

hell

where do socks in the dryer go?

i guess some things you ain't meant to know like

how you look even better in the morning

wrapped up laying in my bed

how i did it

just don't get it

i look at you and just shake my head

cause out of seven billion people on the planet

never understand it

how you ended up with me girl

it's just one of those mysteries of the world

if you'd had told me the night we met

i'd be sitting right here tonight

watching you slip into that dress

i'd said you're out of your damn mind"