the city council met last night; the vote was one to six
denying access to our town by tv's g.e. smith
the mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter eileen
she dreamed that ugly fucker's face popped out the friggin' screen
that eyesore is a stain upon our nation
if you think he's livin' by me there's no way
g.e. felt the setback but refused to surrender
he bought the house disguised as the guitarist from the pretenders
but at the party that we like to throw for new homeowners
we caught him when he couldn't play the lead from tattooed love boys"