my mother's biscuits melt in your mouth
and my daddy he is the best shot in town
my brother throws a baseball a hundred miles an hour
my sister she's a go-go queen
she's pretty as a flower
yeah but i can stick my foot in my mouth
i mean whole five toes don't even leave
the heel's sticking out
sometimes nobody's watching
sometimes it draws a crowd
cause i can stick my foot in my mouth
just take last week down at the bar
it sure looks like she was showing from afar
so i told her she had that glow and ask when it was due
but she said 'fool i ain't pregnant
what the hell is wrong with you?'
oh i can stick my foot in my mouth
i mean whole five toes don't even leave
the heel's sticking out
sometimes nobody's watching
sometimes it draws a crowd
cause i can stick my foot in my mouth
well i thought she had a nice derriere
so i sneaked up right behind her and i whispered in her ear
i said 'ma'am the dancefloor's empty
would you like to take a spin?'
but she turned around and i saw that beard
then 'her' became a 'him'
well i can stick my foot in my mouth
i mean whole five toes don't even leave
the heel's sticking out
sometimes nobody's watching
sometimes it draws a crowd
cause i can stick my foot in my mouth
well all my friends tell me i should take it on the road
maybe join up with a circus
or the coney island show
cause i can stick my foot in my mouth
i mean whole five toes don't even leave
the heel's sticking out
sometimes nobody's watching
sometimes it draws a crowd
cause i can stick my foot
yeah i can stick my foot
i can stick my foot
in my mouth