oh! you pretty woman

i know a gal that's awful sweet

i'm tellin you she can't be beat

oh! you pretty woman

with lots of this and plenty of that

and a motorcar and a ten room flat

oh! you pretty woman

she's lookin for a sweetie

and i think she picked on me

i tried my best to get away but she wouldn't let me be

and this gal you must hear more about

i'm gonna stand right up and shout

oh! you pretty woman

i only held her hand but once

and i was weak for months and months

oh! you pretty woman

one time she sat up on my lap

and i just had to yell ker pow?

oh! you pretty woman

she locked me in her boudoir

and started straight for me

but i just fought and kicked and screamed

till she let me be

we won't be married till the spring

but mother's told me everything

oh! you pretty woman

now you should see just how she's built

one look at her and boy you'll wilt

oh! you pretty woman

with lots of these and plenty of those

and boy oh boy those sweaty clothes

oh! you pretty woman

i never kiss her more than once

unless she just demands it

and when she holds me close so dear

i like it but i can't stand it

she took me ridin' in her coup

she made my heart go boop boopy doop

oh! you pretty woman