hey boy
i better warn you
to make your reservation
your exit's overdue
i can only promise he ain't the soul to laugh
i've known him long enough to speak on his behalf
my old man's got a gun
and he knows you're a tricky one
he can't fail to make you run
and i don't need you
my old man's got a wife
and she loves him and her life
silver tongue could be his strife
and i don't need you
hey boy
don't let him fool you
i'll tell you something about him
gonna cool you
he'll get you in a corner
and make you really crawl
you'll never realize
a man could feel so small
my old man's got a gun
and he knows you're a tricky one
he can't fail to make you run
and i don't need you
my old man's got a wife
and she loves him and her life
silver tongue could be his strife
and i don't need you
i don't need you
i don't need you
hey boy
i better warn you
to make your reservation