nintendo 64

my dog just ran away

and i am feeling pretty bad

i've been sneaking out at night

and my parents are real mad

i've been taking lots of drugs

cause they teach me not to care

yeah

i guess that's how you cheat

because life doesn't play fair

my brother told me

that he's gonna

kill himself tonight

with a whole bottle of prozac

or a shiny kitchen knife

he said that when he is dead

i'll have his nintendo 64

and i can play all it night long

sitting on the basement floor

my girlfriend told me that

she doesn't love me anymore

and i wish i didn't care but

i thought she was really cool

so i drank a ton of liquor

then i threw up in her sink

she said next time use the toilet

then she offered me a drink

we passed an old man bleeding on the side of the street

so i got out of the car and i helped him on his feet

his breath smelled like whiskey

he was crying like a man

when i helped him stand up straight i got his blood all on my hands

he said i need a ride home because i got into a fight"