no chump love sucker

she's a witch

a bonafide bore

what's more - she snores

and that is a fact

cow eyes lie

yes it's time to resist

how did i ever

get into this

how could i ever

have kissed that bitch

so what if she's

got big tits

she's the kinda girl

who changas her mind really quick

she's the kinda girl who

won't just let things sit

she came like a cat

like a cat to cat nop

she came in my lap

with her womanly hips

when i first met her

i came unglued

i played the part of

a blueblooded fool

i'm through with your sewage

i'm through with your trash

i always knew that i'd

get the last laugh

she's the kinda girl

who changas her mind really quick

she's the kinda girl who

won't just let things sit

like two trains on one track

bound for a crash

two red white and blues we were

destined to clash

i can't fix the future

i can't change the past

like fly by night news

we were not meant to last

i'm through with your bluefish

i'm through with your gash

i'm through being screwed with by

you and your wack attack

jump back for chump love

you won't be back for cover

but no no no no

i'm no chump love sucker

no chump love sucker

no chump love sucker

i thought that your love

was a matter of fact

but i lost my pride

when i realized that

the smack in my bag

and my baseball bat

was all you were after

boys you dirty rat"