no homo

dude you're pretty swoll have you been working out?

uh yeah

why are you looking?

oh no

not like that man

i mean

no homo. ohhh no homo. cool

when you want to compliment a friend

but you don't want that friendship to end

so tell a dude just how you feel

say 'no homo' so he knows the deal

hey yo man you got a fresh style

and you know you got the best smile

your girlfriend is a lucky lady

but your looks would make a handsome baby

i like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt

it's hard to pull off but you make it work

hey yo i kinda like your natural scent

hey yo i kinda like the musical rent

man i cant decide who wore it best

but i'm feeling diane keaton's vest

i admit it i'm a fashionista

and i know every line of mystic pizza

and yo damn this rose is something special

damn we should goof around and wrestle

lets hit the hot tub and take a dump

we're all friends ain't no room for trunks

yeah man i'm really feeling buzzed right now

are you really feeling buzzed right now?

yo we should watch this gay porno tape

but as a joke because we're all straight

man you could wash laundry on those abs

yo i think girls look good in drag

hey yo i've been thinking about posing nude

hey yo i've been thinking about fuckin a dude

or we could 3-way 69

or human centipede in a line

or some docking could be hella fun

or yeah man i could do this one

hey yo no homo but i wanna dress up like dorothy

and butt fuck a dude while he 69s morrissey

yeah no homo but i wish i lived in ancient greece

to gave young socrates the illful release

hey no homo but today i'm coming out the closet

and i scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet

those two words have set me free

damn it feels good to be