no meat

vegan living

so healthy and clean

so much brown rice

so many mung beans

and no meat

not one bite of meat

juicy meat

succulent meat. instead i get

gluten and sea weed stew. rice milk and lentils and fuckin tofu

i respect every creature from horsefly to cow. i'd blow a goat for some bacon right now

yeah i'd blow a goat for some bacon

right now

you eat your southern fried chicken

and i'll just have fruit

how's that t-bone?

no really

it's cool

i'll just chew on this turnip root

with a couple chick peas

kill me please

i'm tired of hummus

and bulgur wheat

tofurkey tofuck yourself

i want some meat

i respect every creature the birds and the bees

well i'd eat the shit out some whopper with cheese

believe me i'd fuck up that whopper with cheese

alfalfa sprouts and a red bean

a handful of trail mix

mmm what a treat

how about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?

i'd rather eat a hobo's asshole

yeah i'd rather eat a hobo's asshole