no parody

Singer:bart baker

everything about this is no

this song is

no!

this vid is

no!

my dancing is

no!

plus it looks and sounds old

like something britney spears

did 15 years ago

what's with your new look it's straight up no!

your hair is

no!

your clothes are

no!

your makeup is

no!

your stylist really blows

did she pick out that coat?

you should let her go

you look like a leprechaun girl

no!

i wanted to do

something that was new

change the way people thought about me

so i dyed my hair

changed the clothes i wear

and learned some lame choreography

then i discarded

the sound that made me big

nineteen-fifties bubble gum doo-wop

for a sound

that straight rips off n'sync and britney spears style pop

there's a message in this song

it's a feminist anthem

and the message is any time a man talks to you say

excuse me

no!

we're here to

no!

we need to clean

no!

we need to clean the floor!

we are the janitors!

i guess we should just start

quit hitting on me jerks i said no!

we'll start here

no!

be careful!

no!

the floor is wet!

no!

miss trainor

i said no!

but you're dancing too close!

you're going to slip

no!

quit asking me out guys

i said no!

every guy i see

tries hitting on me

i'm sick of it that's why i'm mean to them

but that sounds arrogant!

no

you don't understand

the effect my body has on men

all these girls with me

are totally skinny

which is weird because my biggest song

is about

positive body image for overweight girls

meghan

we're senior vp's

at your record company

we're concerned about this

no

stop trying to hit on me!

now we think

no!

this song's too

no!

it's not a hit!

no!

you need to re-record

and maybe write some more

songs like you did before

i'm not going out with you assholes!

i don't want

no!

i'm married!

no!

meghan

i'm gay!

no!

shut up

leave me alone!

but meghan

i said no!

you're not taking me home!

what's wrong with her?

she's delusional!

all men are good for nothing

if you see one run and scream

can someone help me open this jar

it's totally stuck?

no!

what?

neh!

meghan

please

no! no!

i tried to help!

results are back

from tests we ran

on your blood meghan

and we have determined

you're actually a man

that can't be!

yes it can!

if i'm a man then i must say no!

to my hands

no!

to my feet

no!

to my elbows

no!

to myself as a whole!

she is losing control!

she is gonna blow!

no n-n-no n-n-no no

n-argh!

oh wait

my graph was upside-down. she actually was a woman. sorry. sorry

meghan. oops.

Lyric Context: no parody - bart baker