no reason boner
Singer:ninja sex party
this song is about a problem that i have. frequently
some occur during periods of nervous tension
but there's a mysterious third kind
that no one really understands
it happens when your shlong decides
to take matters into its own hands
this morning i was having breakfast
and the coleslaw couldn't be finer
i got a weird look from the waitress
when i asked her for the check
i looked down and realized
i was one hundred percent erect
i like coleslaw but not that much
hi! welcome to the post office. thanks! i just need to mail this package. no problem
just place it on the scale. sure thing!
oh! oh god! i. i can't right now!
i. i have to go. i have a
uh. doctor's appointment at the dentist's!
now things are a little awkward
i was just covering up for my
that was the wrong kind of package to mail
great! i love the zoo! look at all those monkeys!
those technically aren't monkeys
they're macaques. wow! macaque's really hairy. uh. so
what time does the zoo close?
about eight o'clock. great! that gives me a chance t- oh god. oh
not. not now! not in front of the children!
why have you forsaken me lord!?
this is no laughing matter
this is not some kind of game
i can tuck away my johnson
but i can never tuck away the shame
when the loch ness monster
decides he wants to randomly come up for air