nobody weird like me

the freakiest show i know

is the show of my own

living my life in and out

of the twilight zone

bust my britches

bless my soul

i'm a freak of nature

walking totem pole

look and see i think you'll agree

nobody weird like me

intercourse with a porpoise

is a dream for me

hell bent on inventing

a new species

bust my britches

bless my soul

i'm a freak of nature

walking totem pole

look and see i think you'll agree

nobody weird like me

riding down the path

on the back of a giraffe

me and the giraffe laughed

cause i passed some gas

bust my britches

bless my soul

i'm a freak of nature

walking totem pole

look and see i think you'll agree

nobody weird like me

enchanted as a rabbit

that my life is a dream

well everything is never

just as it seems

the freakiest show i know

is the show of my own

living my life in and out

of the twilight zone