nodding donkey blues

Singer:iron maiden

settle down

she's got legs. like an airship

she's got an ass. like

she's got tits. just like hot air balloons. and i mean the hindenburg!

she's the biggest girl

i'm gonna get there soon

yeah you know what i mean

she's got love when you want it

but she never lets go when you get it

you disappear inside

you're never seen again. lost forever!

she's the biggest girl

i'm gonna get there soon

alright

here we go. should be some kind of guitar solo here. well i met her in a bar

she was propping up the wall

i don't think she was available

she was made of concrete

i met her in a bar

she was propping up the wall

in fact she was nailed to it

i gotta admit

babe. lets get down to it baby

she had a brain like a sheep-dip

she got like a shepherd

she was a big girl

she was big. i mean she was big

she was fucking huge! enormous!

needed a sign overhead

never even had landing permission!

one more!

oh we sailed across the ocean you and me

i looked like a flea on the back of a sperm whale

oh yeah

i was waving a match inside the albert hall