the greatest country in the world

you'll probably get car-jacked in south africa

and the women get attacked more in south africa

the miners get their arms hacked in south africa

but at least you've got the most cases of aids

the mountains are flatter in south africa

you eat worms off a platter in south africa

law and order doesn't matter in johannesburg

but your crime rate is the best in the world

you don't need to wear a sweater in south africa

and the diamonds are blood redder in south africa

fucking virgins makes you better if you've got hiv

this is the greatest country in the world

you don't need to wear a sweater in south africa

and the diamonds are blood redder in south africa

fucking virgins makes you better if you've got hiv

south africa is the greatest country in the world!