what's the matter with kids today?

there's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood

they always listen to your mom

they disregard civil disobedience

they'd rather do what they're told

they don't drink

or fuck

or fight

they sit home

and read

expand their minds

there's something wrong with the kids in my cul de sac

they're always going to church

they dress well and they're speaking articulate

they show each other respect

they're never late

don't smoke or break rules

they eat right

they study hard

they like school

there's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood