your hubcaps cost more than my car

your hubcaps cost more than my car

and your car cost more than my house

your house cost more than i could make in twenty years

but your balloon cost the same as mine

as you drive away

i laugh with my friends

'cause i just cost you your life

and when they find your body slumped over the wheel

i'll be in bed soundly asleep

your epitaph was written by a cardinal

your coffin was carved out of a tree

your funeral was attended by thousands

but your overdose was arranged by me

as i read the morning paper

i laugh with my friends

i just took out a man of god

he is survived by seven kids and precious wife

he died of unknown causes in his car