nookie

check

one

one

two

i came into this world as a reject

look into these eyes

then you'll see the size of the flames

dwellin' on the past

it's burnin' on my brain

everyone that burns has to learn from the pain

hey

i think about the day

my girlie ran away with my pay when fellas came to play

now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked

and i'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat

hey

like a chump

i'm like a chump

like a chump

like a chump

i'm like a chump

like a chump

like a chump

should i be feelin' bad? should i be feelin' good?

it's kinda sad

i'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood

and you would think that i'd be movin' on

but i'm a sucker

like i said - fucked up in the head

not!

and maybe she just made a mistake and i should give her a break

my heart'll ache either way

hey

what the hell

what you want me to say?

i won't lie

that i can't deny

i did it all for the nookie

the nookie

so you can take that cookie

and stick it up your

stick it up your

stick it up your

stick it up your. i did it all for the nookie

the nookie

so you can take that cookie

and stick it up your

stick it up your

stick it up your

stick it up your. why did it take so long?

why

did i wait so long

huh?

to figure it out

but i did it

and i'm the only one underneath the sun who didn't get it

i can't believe that i could be deceived

by my so-called girl

but in reality

had a hidden agenda

she put my tender

heart in a blender

and still i surrendered

hey

like a chump

i'm like a chump

like a chump

like a chump

i'm like a chump

like a chump

like a chump

i did it all for the nookie

the nookie

so you can take that cookie

and stick it up your

stick it up your

stick it up your

stick it up your

i did it all for the nookie

the nookie

so you can take that cookie

and stick it up your

stick it up your

stick it up your

stick it up your

i'm only human

it's so easy for your friends to give you their advice

they'll tell you

just let it go!"