i saw your advertisement in a magazine
that's why i came to see you
you saw long black hair and a ten inch waist
you saw boys crashing motorbikes all over the place
lipstick sending people out of their minds
and then you wrote down a name
king of the she-male race
i had thick mascara all around my eyes
i was a brand new species
what's the matter with cheating?
the other queens all called an emergency meeting
had the king of japan sending me telegrams saying
you look like a woman but you're obviously a man. i was