nutcracker

hooray it's christmastime

but there's one lousy tradition

there's a certain show that we will see

that is old and many would agree

it is time to find another show to substitute for the nutcracker

i'm watching the game but something's wrong

staring is my wife her face looks long

i know that look it must be me

it's not our anniversary

i shrug

no clue

what did i do?"