oakland nights
Singer:lonely island, the
everything smell like cool water
and if you're comin' to mine you know it's drakkar noir
now have a seat on this couch made of horse leather
i'm told the horse that it's from could run fast and far
tell the maitre'd at your booty to expect me
i'm solo and i'm flexin but don't try to soloflex me
squats in the living room
the greatest aphrodisiac is physical fitness
so take off your guess and let go of your stress
'cause the classic shit is what comes next
change outta your own clothes
but oh those. oakland nights
it's our pleasure to loan those
pumps and pantsuits all day
it's time for. oakland nights
in the bedroom champagne on ice
i make erotic shadow puppets in the candle light
all frizzy 'cause you frivolous
i feel like macho man and you my miss elizabeth
do some crunches and some scissor kicks
body shaved slick like an exquisite fish
and i love the way your high-cut thong
but you know what to leave on
peel off your pleated polos
i pound the taiko drum in your dojo
it's time for. oakland nights
i'm a pro when i bone but i do it pro-bono
you work hard days so you deserve the
we're the oakland knights of the round table
plus i'll take you out to pizza at the round table
my favorite pizzeria in oakland
but bring a change cause you can't wear your silk robe in