objection overruled
Singer:exodus
all rise and come to order
bailiff start the video recorder
he presided in his courtroom so long ago
he was hanging cowboys for stealing buffalo
for his honor's feeling ill
the shaking old relic needs a glycerin pill!
hang up your rope 'cause you're looking tired
if it was up to me they'd all be fired
day after day convicting all those liars
those walking blood clots
make enough money for a thousand foot yacht
you could see him growing mold
is only a pariah to be ridiculed. objection overruled!
all rise as he takes the bench
to hear his old voice make my gut wrench
silence to those who are in his court
i'm found guilty by his report
no washed-up judge can say to me
the shit he throws around when he's on tv
i'd slap out his dentures
hang up your robe 'cause you're looking tired
if it was up to me they'd all be fired
day after day convicting all those liars
to a bigger bullshit they you today
you tell all of tv land what you've got to say
when you're dead and gone
will they get another fossil to carry on?
to hand-pick these old fools
it's all perry mason's fault!