odd toddlers

hello

the hype is so mellow

bitch i'm dope but my pipe is so yellow

the blue polka dots

pink stripes and it's pink on the title

nigga fuck your role model bitch

i'm my own idol and

if you can't face it my nigga

you can ass it

my accessorize accessories bring out my assets

nigga they sound on acid

tablets

stussy's g-shock with my custom pair of 3d glasses

i suffer from adhd

i should win a fucking award for being me

beat banging the tom-toms

my producer selection is fresh nigga

fuck vons

ace the underdog

thrown them on the back bender

cause i change my outfit more than transsexuals change gender

eating belgian waffles with italian biscotts

i sold my soul to the devil for thirty percent off

and to you emo kids who walk around pissed off

step one: pull your panties down and start to piss off

step two: run to your radio

turn this shit off

nigga didn't bother

so my father didn't help

so when my mom would beat my ass

she would always hit me

with gucci belts

gucci imprint from leather welts

i'm so dapper man

funky fresh dapper dan

i'm your favorite rapper

fan

it's an honor to shake my hand

on award tour

on excursions

i'm a virgin of swap meets

i'm so pure

so sick it's no cure

i'm dope

where the fiends at? aight

where the jeans at?

the hat

the crew

the t-shirt is supreme

and they see me they play pictionary

i got a good way with words like a dictionary

and in that dictionary my name is by fresh"