you claim if you get knocked by the cops
you'll give 'em not even a statement
karate kick the plaintiff
i'll just call it shoddy entertainment
if y'all was in the party gettin' faded
you wouldn't catch a body if it fainted
probably let it fall and hit the pavement
but you'd be the first lobbyin' to claim it
your hobby isn't robbery and dismemberin' body limbs
like you was tommy lynn sells
and chainsawing them in the basement
hardly fits your job description
ain't nobody dippin' out the back of the club like